i heard you were calling my sister a fucking liar
okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
casually going to like this for future reference
wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this
"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
I cant look at this photo without crying.
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
mood right now: as furious as Dave Grohl gets half way through The Pretender video
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
knowing that people out there are who have met green day and you’re not one of them and you just